What's wrong with
my computer ?
It likes to
torture me !
Once more I
must re-boot her,
(She's a blonde
mentality !)
I Log on,
then I'm kicked off,
Oh will this
ever stop ?
First my Hardware
- then my Soft,
She's a mean
machine Desktop !
The Browser's gone
to sleep,
My Search was
lost in space
New Messages counting
sheep,
And my E-Mail's
being Erased !
Well I've Re-Configurated,
And renamed her
"Useless Iris"
But again I'm
aggravated,
She just caught
another Virus !
My computer has
been inflicted
So I haven't
got a chance !
Yes - Just as
I predicted-
She needs Memory
Implants !
She tampered with
my Password,
And sent it
off to Spain !
I see that
an 'Error Occurred',
But what is
my "User Name" ??
All files have
been deleted ?
Iris 'Edited my
'Properties' ?
I guess I've
been defeated-
By a Modem
with a brain disease !
At last !
I've been Connected !
How I've missed
my ICQ !
What's that ?
It's been infected
With the
"http" Flu ?
I ran out
of all 'Resources',
Useless Iris had
a Crash
After all my
Computer Courses
I can't even
"Empty Trash" !
Author/Poem Written By:
Tammy Boatman-Young
2001
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